Coro Hotel Ad

I stumbled upon this completely by accident. It was a super fun discovery.

I don’t know why this hotel decided to make a commercial based on the Backrooms/Obsession but this is my jam. Fun advertisements that make me think maybe the soulless corporation has someone in there that knows how to have fun.

Just like IKEA commissioning Bethesda to put a bookshelf companion into Skyrim that’s voiced by Matt Berry.

I don’t want to see AI bullshit. I don’t want to see shiny, happy people. I want to see things being advertised to me in dumb ways. Like those Lipton half and half iced tea ads where it’s a person drinking one of their drinks in front of a neutrally colored wall and they’re just like “eh, it’s okay”. Never drank it but I remember the ad.

I give Coro Hotel credit though for also highlighting that they throw massive LGTBQIA+ ragers in a different ad.

More of this please. Make it fun.

Capsules From Dragonball Don’t Make Sense

In the world of Dragonball Z, there’s a great deal of things that kind of suck. I’ve brought up that a handful of people decide the fate of everyone on the planet for good or ill. Millions die because of Goku and his friends’ bullshit.

Buncha jerks

That blue haired woman, her name is Bulma. She is the daughter of Dr. Briefs who invented the concept of capsules. How they work, is that you can press a button to make the object go into a tiny capsule that looks like this:

This could be anything from cars, motorcycles to whole ass houses. You press the button on top and whip it into an area that will be large enough for the item and wait for it to appear.

As you can see from the gif, whole ass house. This technology is insane. They do use it, I would say intelligently as you can have a single soldier carry a plane, tank or any number of other weapons on their person. But the implications of it are mind bending. Just like the scenario I always bring up when people talk about flying cars:

Person 1: Have you heard from Dave?

Person 2: Yeah, he was killed by a drunk driver.

Person 1: Oh my God. Where?

Person 2: He was asleep in his bed on the second floor.

This scenario must play out in the Dragonball world:

“I have to get to work! Where’s my car? Oh, shit I think it was in my pockets that I donated to Goodwill. Shit.”

You could lose a whole ass vehicle to someone putting it in their pocket and walking away. I mean, it also means that the transport industry can be reduced to a guy. No more trucks needed. No more cargo ships or planes. Congrats on destroying that industry Dr. Briefs. I’m sure it’s not the only casualty in the world of people’s jobs that you’ve murdered.

It reminds me of how no one talks about how in the world of Pokemon that they’ve developed a technology that converts creatures into pure energy.

Bulbasaur joins the infinite for a brief moment

What is that Bulbasaur feeling as every atom of his body is turned into pure light? Pain? Ecstasy? Resignation? We know from the lore that each pokeball creates a habitat that the pokemon would enjoy. So, when the pokemon bursts out of the ball it’s because it’s shopping for a new home and decided that it doesn’t like the curtains in the first one you threw. Which, I mean, understandable. If I’m going to be trapped forever in servitude I might as well be comfortable.

I Just Can’t…

I generally want to give everything a fair shake. But when I heard the concept for this movie, I just couldn’t. I just fucking can’t.

Okay, from that poster. You would think that this is about New Year’s Eve? That maybe she’s only in town for that one night and will fly out tomorrow. That she was on a bad date and she just so happens to see this handsome pizza shop employee/owner and he closes early and the two of them have a wonderful night. She then has to decide if she wants to get on a plane or risk it all and stay with him.

Boom, concise somewhat boiler plate plot that’s serviceable at the end of the day. A verse-chorus-verse song. Nothing out of the ordinary. No frills. Rely on the hotness of the leads to get you through it.

That’s not what it’s about. What it’s actually about, is that unmarried people are not allowed to have sex. Except for one night out of the year. Twelve hours.

THAT IS LITERALLY THE DUMBEST FUCKING CONCEPT

Sorry for yelling but it’s just stupid on so many levels. Do you know the amount of police you would need for that? Also, there would be fucking riots in the street and the politicians that allowed this would find themselves not only out of jobs but run out of town. That’s fascism on a level that I’ve never even heard about before.

Why is it called One Night Only? Was “The Purge(But for Consenual Sex)” taken? It’s so fucking stupid. Queer people had to deal with this before the stonewall riots and probably after it. But that’s the thing, this would never stand because of two simple reasons:

  1. Straight people hate it when you take things away from them. Marriage? That wasn’t even taken away from them, it just stopped being an exclusive club and they lost their fucking minds! Gay marriage does nothing to straight marriage. It’s just an addition to it but we have to make such a huge fucking deal about it.
  2. This takes away rights from men. It’s always been said if men got pregnant you could get an abortion on every street corner. They would not abide this. No one would abide this.

If a political party was able to do this, they would have to be the most dictatorial and powerful organization on the planet. Maybe this is brought up in the movie but I refuse to watch it. From the reviews, this is never addressed.

At least with Looper’s dumb concept they were willing to explain it a little bit. Same thing with that Justin Timberlake(he can go fuck himself) movie “In Time”.

It’s just so stupid.

Ravenwood Chapter 4: Four Friends

Excuses were made. Lies were told. The group made sure that they covered their tracks and they worked together well enough that their alibi was airtight.

Instead of going to any of their houses, they got on their bikes and started riding. The children rode their bikes as the town fell away from them as they headed along the streets to the northwest. There was a forest that bordered the town on the western side. Towards the north, the land curved upwards. Eventually leading to a large overlook. They had festivals up here sometimes. A fair number of the children of the town had been conceived there as well.

But tonight, a group of theater kids were gathering there. There would be four of them in total. Two girls, two boys. Ages ranging from fifteen to seventeen. The first to arrive was Robin, a tall, willowy young white woman with two toned hair, the left side pink, the right side black. She like to wear long fanciful dresses that she found while thrifting. People would ask her that night how she rode her bike with the dress on and she would simply say bicycle shorts and the conversation would end. The dress she chose for tonight was baby blue and had a great deal of lace on it.

The second was Michael, a young black man that rode with a guitar on his back. He was a bit overweight and dressed much more simply than Robin. T-shirt and jeans. When he got there, Robin was gathering up twigs and leaves for a fire. He helped dragged some larger pieces of wood for them to use throughout the night.

Two arrived at the same time, a slim young Asian man named George who dressed in hoodies and jeans as well. His hair was styled, he had eyeliner and black nail polish on. He was hauling a huge backpack of snacks. The friend he rode up with was a short, plump young white woman with jean shorts, a shock of red hair and wearing a flannel shirt. She had a large bag with all kinds of pins covering it. They brought up social issues as well as a number of indie rock bands. Robin clocked her arrival immediately immediately and went to give her a hug.

“Cheery!” Robin said in greeting. “I missed you.”

“I just saw you a few hours ago at school,” Cheery said.

“That’s long enough for me to miss you.”

Michael had gotten the fire going and they went to sit by it. He pulled out his guitar and started playing quietly. First things first, they discussed theater business. What they could improve, what they thought would be best to do in the show. Who they thought was secretly dating amongst the cast. Who had crushes on who.

Next came the songs. Michael, being a devil on the guitar could play almost anything they shouted out. There were some favorites of course from a variety of shows that they loved, Wicked, Rent and the like. Michael put the guitar away, which meant it was time for s’mores.

“God, I love nights like this,” George said.

“I like looking down at the town from up here,” Robin said. “Leaves all the boring down there.”

“It’s not that boring,” Cheery said.

“Yeah, the last place I lived only had like a movie theater with four screens. Plus the owner was obsessed with Titanic and always dedicated at least one screen to it at all times,” George said.

“How did he stay in business?” Michael asked.

“You would be surprised at how often people would just pop in and go see Titanic. It was actually comforting. Your life might change in all kinds of ways but that theater would still be showing Titanic.”

“God, Kate Winslet was so hot in that movie,” Cheery said.

“She’s still hot,” the rest of her friends chorused.

“Agreed!” Cheery said raising her soda to the sky.

“I know that there’s some things about Ravenwood that I’m going to miss but I have to get out of this town. The city holds my dreams for me,” Robin said.

The others didn’t say anything. They didn’t want to rain on her parade. But for them, they would only go as far as high school. Robin was a lifer. She was going to try and make the theater everything about her. To that end, she had started posting songs and line readings on her Youtube page. They had attracted the usual internet reaction. Some people calling her hot, some people actually talking about her talent and others saying that she was terrible.

“I don’t know if I could leave,” Michael said. “My family’s here.”

“You’re right, son,” a voice said from the woods.

Everyone’s heads turned and they saw a black police officer holding his flashlight emerging from the woods.

“Hi, dad,” Michael said nervously.

“Hi, son for whom I am well pleased and said that he was staying at George’s house,” his father replied.

“To be fair, Mr. Block, he is with me,” George said.

“Not helping, George,” father and son said together.

He sighed and pressed the buttons on his walkie talkie. He said that it was a group of campers on the ridge and it was nothing to worry about. He came and walked to the fire, he pointed at it with his flashlight.

“That should be smaller if you want to stay out of sight,” officer Block said. “You lit a signal fire for the entire town.”

“The beacons are lit,” Robin and Cheery said.

“Gondor calls for aid, yes, yes, Michael’s watched those movies a thousand times. I’m glad that you kids are having fun but you need to make sure that you put that fire out and spread the ashes. I would run you off here if you weren’t as good of kids as I know.”

“Sorry, dad,” Michael said.

“We’ll discuss this with your mother tomorrow, I’m not that angry and I’m not disappointed, just be smarter.”

“It could be in our favor that we are such good kids because we’re really bad at being bad,” George added politely.

“Still not helping,” the two Block men said in unison.

“It’s crazy the way you two do that,” Cheery said.

“Be home for breakfast tomorrow,” officer Block said to his son and started walking back to the woods.

“I love you, dad,” Michael said.

“I love you too,” his father said as he hit the tree line.

The group decided that it was time to turn in and got into their sleeping bags. Of course, that’s not where it ended as the minute there was silence someone would ask if they were sleeping and then they would start chatting again. Whispering secrets. Giggling. Laughing. Loving one another in ways that surpassed romance because they knew that those bonds would last forever.

The night didn’t though and soon the sun woke them up. They got on their bikes and Michael rode to keep his promise. Wondering what the talk would be like when he got home. But for right now, George wanted to race him and the city streets were empty. They pumped their legs, laughing for the sheer joy of it.

Star Trek Season 2 Episode 9: Measure of a Man Review

I’ve been watching Star Trek: Next Generation for the first time. Skipping holodeck episodes because I think that the holodeck is fucking terrible and boring. We get it, you found some old costumes on the local backlot. I just don’t want to bother with them, except for the one where Geordi makes a girlfriend and the woman she’s based on shows up and he has to be like, oh shit.

Speaking of women, our antagonist for this episode is Phillipa Louvois who both court martialed Picard at some point in the past regarding the Stargazer though he was later absolved on it. She is openly flirting with him while he tries to drink his Earl grey tea. Stating that he’s still a sexy man after all these years. I guess we’re both post capitalism and sexual harassment training seminars in the future.

Phillipa is setting up the JAG office at Starbase 173. It’s where the Enterprise stops to help and we get introduced to what can only be described as a walking smug face emoji, Commander Maddox.

I sure do love taking apart innocent androids and potentially creating slave races.

He wants to transfer Data to the starbase so that he can take him apart and see what makes him tick. Potentially creating more Datas. Picard at first is okay with the transfer until Data hits him with this. If Geordi’s eyes are superior then why doesn’t the rest of the crew get their eyes switched out like him? Picard defeated by Data’s facts and logics, dismisses him.

There is some argument on whether or not Data is property owned by Starfleet or if he’s allowed to disobey this order. Maddox annoyingly refers to Data as it, you know, like an asshole. Data with no other options is forced to resign from starfleet. Everyone gives him a going away party. He’s instructed on how to properly unwrap presents by Geordi. You’re supposed to tear it, not just gingerly remove it.

Maddox forces Louvois to confront the issue. That Data has to be forced to not resign from starfleet and his experiments need to go forward. Louvois says that they have a method of figuring this out and it involves a whole lot of objections and overruling. Our defendant is Data and his counsel is captain Jean Luc-Picard. Whose going to go up against him? Our plaintiff is command Maddox and… command William RIKER?!

That’s right, Louvois has no other commanding officers so Riker has to stand in as counsel. He objects against this because he feels like he couldn’t be objective. Louvois says that if he won’t act in the role as lawyer then she’ll make a decision on her own. Riker agrees.

We see him working on his argument. Looking at Data’s blueprints. He sees something that pleases him but then makes him sad. We’ll know about that later. Maddox pops into Data’s quarters to further be an asshole.

When the trial starts, Riker goes first and he constantly points out the many ways Data isn’t human. One method is by giving him a piece of steel that requires several thousands pounds of pressure to bend. Data does it easily. Captain Picard objects that many lifeforms have the megastrength to do what Data did. And it is a testament to Patrick Stewart’s Shakespearean acting that he can make that line not sound goofy. Riker ends it by removing Data’s arm and turning him off with Data’s manual override. Picard calls for a recess.

He goes for a drink at the bar on the Enterprise where he encounters Guinan. The two of them have a discussion. She brings up that a single Data is a blessing and curiosity while thousands of Data would take the role of doing the dirty or dangerous jobs that no one else wants to do. That there have always been “disposible” people that other races have used and thrown away for generations. Picard finally getting the point marks it as only what it can be, slavery.

Objection, this case should be dismissed because Maddox just plain sucks.

The trial resumes and Picard starts demanding that we start defining sentience. They come down on three criteria, intelligence, self-awareness and consciousness. Picard forces Maddox to prove that he himself is sentient. Maddox responds that it’s obvious that Picard is sentient while Data is not. They go around on this for a while until Picard asks Maddox what he plans to do once he disassembles him and we come back to the idea of making thousands of Datas.

Picard points out then that Data will become a race. And as starfleet officers they need to protect that race and allow it to grow. That they will be judged by how they treat that new life. He demands of the court on whether or not Data is conscious. Finally ending by saying that they want to make new law, then they should make it a good one.

Louvois finding her soul, points out that she owes it to Data to let him find if he has one as well. She grants that he is not property of starfleet and thus can make his own decisions. Data chooses not to go through with the procedure but advises Maddox to keep working.

Later, Riker is looking out the windows of his quarters thinking about the trial and all the alien races he has yet to bone down with. Data comes in to remind him that there’s a party going down and he ought to join them. Riker says that he has no right to be there that he could have cost Data his life by being such a damn good lawyer.

Data responds that if Riker had not done what was asked of him, Louvois would have simply ruled summarily and he would be torn apart by Maddox. That he willingly took an action that wounded him to save Data’s life. Riker is cheered by this viewpoint and the two head to the party.

I made a bunch of jokes during this review because it’s the third one I’ve written this week and I was a bit sick of being serious. However, this is a beautiful episode of Next Generation. The show getting deep into its science fiction roots and just analyzing a concept. Not a single phaser is shot. It’s just a human story considering the human condition. I think even if you know nothing about Star Trek the Next Generation you could pick up this episode and enjoy it. It’s like a less bombastic Wrath of Khan.

Primetime Review

Before the storm came, Suesie and I went to go see the movie about Chris Hansen and To Catch a Predator, Primetime. It was… it’s hard to explain what it was.

The movie is what I would call a full arthouse movie. It doesn’t come down to hard on either side on what kind of person Chris Hansen is, but presents his attributes and actions and leaves it up to you to make your own decision. What I took from it, is that we’re watching the unravelling of a man as his personal and professional falls apart. He tries desperately to save both but ends up destroying them.

When we first see Robert Pattinson’s Chris Hansen, he’s well dressed and articulate. We hear the classic lines of To Catch a Predator, “Why don’t you have a seat right there?” he’s in control. He’s capable.

We next see him with his producer, Andie and they’re told by the head of NBC that they’re going to be put up against Lost, the biggest show on television during primetime. The unraveling begins soon after that. You can learn more at the end when I get to the spoiler section at the end of this article.

I might do a spoiler review when it’s out of theaters. The performances are all top notch. Pattinson of course steals the show as Hansen himself. It’s not just that he nails the voice but he nails his charismatic personality as well. He draws you in but there feels to something dangerous underneath it all.

Merritt Wever plays his producer, Andie. Her continual put upon and sick of Hansen’s shit is so fun to watch. Her journey is interesting as well. As she tries to figure out whether she should stay or she should go.

Skyler Gisondo, brings vulnerability, earnestness, uncertainty and fear to Dan Plum. Dan is a young actor trying to get screen credits to gain admittance to the screen actor’s guild. Because of his youthful appearance, he’s able to portray one of the male decoys. They don’t tell him what the job is up to the point that he’s shocked during their first shoot he gets flashed by a predator who then puts whipped cream on his genitals. From there, he learns that most decoys quit after a few days. His determination and manipulation from Chris keeps him going throughout the movie. He excels in the role. But it costs him a great deal.

There are various other side characters including the other decoy played by Phoebe Bridgers who took time out of writing beautifully sad songs. Everyone in this movie is bringing their A game. Especially the directing. Lance Oppenheimer blends the blurriness of early oughts video with the crispness of the modern age. The movie blends shadow and light to make everything murky and threatening.

The movie is a little under two hours long. It doesn’t feel like that and moves along at a pretty good clip.

I would highly recommend it and I’m going to talk about it in more detail below. Spoilers ahead. Turn back now.

*****SPOILERS AHEAD*****

This movie doesn’t portray Hansen in the best light. As stated above when you see him for the first time, he’s wearing a suit and at the top of his game. The obsession with getting his show on top of the ratings will wipe all of that away. We see from the beginning how he hyper focuses on things. There’s a scene where he goes to get a rice krispies treat from a vending machine. It gets stuck and he calls the vending services about it. He’s high strung and desperate for approval. From the public, the network and his wife. Despite that last one, he’s having an extramarital affair that is going to come to light later in this movie.

There isn’t much that he won’t do to further his own interests. Andie knows how to manipulate and she manipulates him into manipulating Dan. Chris gives him a speech about how he’s helping to destroy an ancient evil. He calls him a superhero. It works because he needs Dan, but he wants Dan to think that he needs Chris.

That doesn’t work on the next stop of his manipulation tour with his affair partner. She has more power over him and thus it doesn’t work as well. She begins crying and because of that he’s caught. The National Enquirer will threaten him throughout the movie. Every time that happens, he starts to crack a little bit more. He flubs an interaction with a rabbi predator. He begins to make the series of decisions that will lead to his downfall.

There can be seen a lot that when he is surrounded in the world of the feminine, he’s more at home. Things work. He’s listening to his producer Andie, who in many ways acts as a matriarchal figure to him. He eats snacks like a little kid throughout the movie, at one moment trying to unravel a Fruit Rollup. It’s only when he starts listening to the masculine, that’s when things start falling apart.

Particularly Matthew Maher’s Xavier, the online lure for the predators. When he starts telling Chris in his desperation that he might have a whale, a senator or someone higher, Chris listens because it’s what he wants to hear. This leads them to Fort Worth, Texas and the ending of the film.

They set up their sting house, they think that they’ve been had and that the perp got away. He hasn’t, he shows up as planned but it’s not the one they’re looking for. Chris is left destroyed by this and is lying on the floor. Dan has to step up and takes over Chris’ role.

They finally get a lead on their whale and it’s the local district attorney. He’s too smart though and won’t go to the trap house. So they go to him.

The masculine takes over here with the local police showing off their very phallic guns and weaponry. Earlier, a man on a plane is talking to Chris about how he would just kill the predators. Chris is obviously disturbed by this and redirects saying that what he does is far worse. He gives speeches about pillories and other type devices for public shaming.

The descent on the district attorney’s house is like watching a hostage situation. Every police officer seemingly in the county is there. They’re driving armored personnel carriers. When they get there, he’s holed up in his house. The police breach the door and in full view of Chris Hansen. He shoots himself in the head.

Chris at this point has been left with no suit, just an opened white shirt showing a bulletproof vest. His mind broken either by the stress he’s put himself under or the that he just saw a man die, he mumbles his lines. Reading the transcript and going through his usual dialogue. The movie ends with “What would have happened if I wasn’t here?” as he’s left alone. Before this, his wife confronts him about getting reached out to by the National Enquirer. That she has an inkling of knowledge about the cheating. The last thing he says to her during the film is “You’re going to be so proud of me”.

The character of Andie is being courted by other channels. Particularly ABC. We see her fortunes change as much as Chris’ and she has a glimmer of hope that the district attorney is going to pan out for them. She is often annoyed by Hansen’s eccentricity and downright angry when she realizes that she can’t control him and that he might cost her a job.

The nature of art is to make you think. I haven’t stopped thinking about Primetime since I saw it on Friday. I think the movie is intelligent for not leaning one way or another on what it thinks about Chris Hansen as a person. Maybe others will see something that I don’t. But I think it presents you a deeply flawed man and you can decide for yourself who he is.

It’s a fascinating watch and I think you should check it out. Pattinson is on an all star run and honestly think he should get at least an Oscar nod for his performance here.

Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening(2019) Review

There was a great nor’ easter this weekend so I was stuck inside throughout it. I decided to play through the Link’s Awakening remake and it was fun as hell.

I had played the original when I was younger and obsessed with Legend of Zelda. They were my favorite games for the longest time. When I picked this up, I realized that most of it was still fresh in my memory. I started gathering rupees because I knew one of the big things in this game was that you needed money. It was kind of like being a character in a movie with amnesia. I was doing things that I knew I had to do but I couldn’t remember why. First up was the crane game. I know I needed to get the Yoshi doll. I gathered my rupees and started trying.

In the original, the issue was trying to figure out where the hell the Yoshi would be gripped amongst the few pixels you had on the Game Boy. This one, the Yoshi doll just keeps jumping out of the crane like it knows it’s going to its death. I got that doll and remembered it was supposed to be part of the trade sequence. So, I got that going.

What does that mean for the overall quality of the game? Not much. But considering the trade sequence runs through most of the game, it feels important to let you know about it.

The story is a simple one, Link washes up on a mysterious island. He’s told that he won’t be able to leave unless he goes to the giant egg containing the Wind Fish and wakes it up with the eight siren instruments. The Wind Fish must be into indie rock because the eight instruments are as follows, a cello, a bell, a triangle, a drum, an organ, harp, marimba and conch horn. The sonorous nightmare that must come from all of those being played together is going to be discordant to say the least. Anyway, it’s the usual Zelda format where you have to venture to the eight dungeons to get the items and gather your usual equipment, boomerang, bow and arrows, flippers and the rest.

What’s changed? First, the controls. Because of the limited buttons on the Game Boy, you had to set each item to either your A or B button. Sword and shield? Both buttons. Any other button you were lacking one of those two mainstays. The Switch 2 has many more buttons and thus they make the wonderful decision to utilize them. Sword, shield, pegasus boots and two separate items. This made it feel mostly like A Link to the Past, perhaps the greatest if not one of the greatest Zelda games ever made. So, with that change, it made playing the game so much easier. I want to play the other two Game Boy Zelda games but I hesitate because I would have to go back to that old control scheme. This update was immaculate.

Graphics? Beautiful, of course. The cartoony visuals work with the lighthearted and dreamlike nature of the story. Nothing too out of the ordinary but it all works.

Of course, we updated the chiptune soundtrack of the first one. The Animal Village soundtrack is still kind of annoying so I didn’t spend that much time in there.

The main issue I had with the games is that two last dungeons. Maybe I’m old and my brain isn’t working the way it used to but I found myself getting confused and lost in those dungeons. They’re darker than any other dungeon and more confusing. The seventh dungeon has some of those infuriating multiple level/switch puzzles that were made famous by the water temple from Ocarina of Time. Those could have used a redesign and less complication.

The whole thing took me about twenty hours to complete. I had fun the entire time, besides the last two dungeons, it never felt like a drag or sludge to get through. I would definitely check it out if you were looking into getting into Zelda or were a fan of the original.

I’m So Brave

Followers of this blog will know that I’ve been trying to get into shape and be healthier. To that end, I keep trying to find the perfect workout routine. The one that I’ve fallen into is going to the gym and doing some weight lifting and then the elliptical for an increasing number of minutes. The other two days of the week, I go swimming and because that only takes a few minutes because I can only do a few laps right now, I head up to the track at the community center… and power walk.

This is where the bravery comes in. Because power walking is goofy as hell. It’s a great workout. I really feel it in my legs when I’m done and with my swimming, I’m getting a full body workout. But the way my but wiggles, the way it looks. It just feels embarrassing.

I wanted to find a power walking image to show how goofy it is and instead I found that badass lady with tattoos

I’m never one though to turn away from embarrassment as long as it’s not me being a jerk to someone. Being racist or homophobic would be truly embarrassing. So, the other week, I just hopped on the track and started power walking. And you know what I realized?

No one fucking cares. No one said anything besides to nod good morning to me. I boogied my way around that track for thirty minutes, worked up a sweat and left. No one said anything.

There was a woman that was twenty years my senior and she dusted me though. Lapping me multiple times. You might think that’s embarrassing but I assume she’s been doing it a lot longer. You know what she is though? She’s my rival. I have to get better at power walking to make sure that I can beat her. She doesn’t know about our rivalry but it exists. Oh yes, does it exist.

Just to be clear about my workout plan, it’s this:

Monday- Swimming/Power walking

Tuesday- Weight lifting/elliptical

Wednesday- Rest

Thursday- Weight lifting/Elliptical

Friday- Swimming/Power walking

Saturday- Yoga if I’m around for it, a walk if not

Sunday- Pedal machine under desk while I play video games or watch TV at least 45 minutes

I’ll let you know how this goes. I might change up some things so that my body doesn’t get so used to the routine. I also have daily exercises that I do just as a little added bonus. Those are:

25- Bicycle crunches with ankle and arm weights

10- Bird dogs with ankle and arm weights

25- Side jumping jacks

10- Pushups(Admittedly, I can only do these on my knees so far but I’m going to work my way up)

30 Seconds total of planking

5 Minutes of Dance

These numbers will increase with my endurance and other things. I’ll post my dance mix tape in another post.

Godzilla Minus Zero Trailer Reaction

So, this trailer made me cry. Not because of anything actually in it but because my friend who passed away last year would have loved to see this. Even if it didn’t look as good as it does, I would still get my butt in the theater for that reason alone.

Coming off the incredible Godzilla Minus One, this sequel got me hyped with its first teaser where you got to see Godzilla walking past the Statue of Liberty before hopefully bringing the noise to NYC. “I’ll show you a Manhattan Project,” says Godzilla. It’s going to be fun because he’s never been to NYC before. Certainly not in 1998.

Get hyped

This new trailer showcases everyone really being upset that they didn’t kill Godzilla for good. There’s also a weather forecasting prodigy, which is a helluva thing to be a prodigy in. But she’s going to add to the cast of characters that are very good at their jobs. I loved the first movie for this and it’s the same thing I like about Star Trek. Competency porn. People finding the drama in dealing with an impossible situation as opposed to being pointlessly emotional and having fake or manufactured drama. Imagine how bad the Martian would be if there was some stupid love triangle between Command Lewis, Martinez and Watney where Martinez didn’t want Martinez to come back because he was in love with Lewis. It would be so god damn stupid. Instead, it’s just everyone trying to fight the true enemy: Mars.

That’s what this movie has, which is everyone is trying to fight the horrifying challenge of Godzilla. Also facing those challenges is Noriko and Koichi who seem to still be coming to terms with what happened in the first movie. Noriko is making it seem like after being caught in Godzilla’s atomic breath there are some lasting consequences like possibly cancer or radiation sickness. Godzilla has always been a metaphor for the dangers of nuclear weapons and the increase of cancer in the Japanese population after the dropping both atomic bombs on the country make adding this detail make more sense. I found this report citing it: https://www.rerf.or.jp/en/programs/roadmap_e/health_effects-en/late-en/cancrisk/

However the big draw for us Godzilla fans is the appearance of the yellow lightning in the trailer and the strange new roar that definitely does not fit big G himself. I haven’t found anything confirming it but it definitely seems like we’re heading for a showdown between Godzilla and his long running arch enemy: Ghidorah.

There’s a shot from the trailer where you see Godzilla falling from the sky. There are very few monsters that are strong enough to both pick him up and drop him like that. Ghidorah is definitely one of them. They made Godzilla truly look and act scary in the first movie. I can’t wait to see what they do with Ghidorah.

My only hope is that they don’t do anything like the American Godzilla films where Godzilla becomes a protector and ally to the humans. I think that he’s always worked best as a natural disaster that occasionally fights other natural disasters. I have faith though in the creators. They did a great job with the first one and I’m sure the second one will be just as good.